When you are walking your dog and he attempts to lift his leg to take a piss, then re-thinks he has to shit. Resulting in a dog shitting with his one leg up. Very comical!
Good Ol' Taz took a shiss on that rock out of piss/shit confusion.
#shiss #shit #piss #shissing #taz
by Tiptop77 November 25, 2012
The word used for the immediate need to take a simuntaneous shit and piss, or shitpiss. Translated is Shiss.
After a huge lunch, I had to rush home to perform a Shiss.
#battell #dukey #piss #combination #rush
by The masterful December 27, 2012
When one proceeds to urinate and defecate simultaneously.
"After all that great food and drink, you know i'll be the first to shiss."
#butt #fart #shit #piss #shiz
by TBellis April 26, 2010
see 1.5
My shiss was horrible.
by Rob November 25, 2003
An attempt to shit in which only pissing occurs. 3-5 solid rectal pushes resulting only in a half toilet bowl of urine leaving the body.
That shiss wasted ten mintues of my life
#sfart #shart #shisstem #gonad #twa-lè
by MikeDidIt March 18, 2008
When urinating takes as long as defecating.
Dude...have you been laying some cables?

Nah....I just had a shiss
#piss #shit #urinate #defecate #cock
by northern Queensland July 31, 2008
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