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Shirtless Bobby 

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.
Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"
Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014
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shirtless shit 

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.
Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
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Shirtless old man 

You are supposed to post a picture of a shirtless old man as a comment when you have nothing nice to say.
I hit the latest Ted Cruz tweet with a shirtless old man.
The state of being naked from the waste up. Not wearing any form of clothing on the chest. Generally practiced only among males.
It is common to go shirtless at the beach.
Shirtless by L_TS September 24, 2009

Shirleen 

The awesome-est girl you will meet. You will think your life just completed when you look in her eyes, yes she is very gorgeous. Sweet and fun ;)
Have you seen shirleen today? I want to feel like i fell in love again and again.
Shirleen by yourdreamgirl May 18, 2011

Purple-shirted eye-stabber 

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

sirteesh 

"man you keen to sirteesh tonight?"
"hey I'm chasing some sirteesh"
sirteesh by sirteeshing hoarder January 8, 2012