One who inspects gunts, either with the owners permission or not; methods of inspection can include stealth manoeuvres that can have high success rates when the owner is wearing a tight t-shirt, or is in a sitting position.

A chief gunt inspector usually obtains the owners permission, and will have racked up at least 10 gunt inspections, kind of like 'taking one for the team', but on a regular basis.

a. the combination of all the rich bitch stores ( abercrombie, aeropostale, and hollister ) that force you to pay 80 dollers for a pair of godamned destroyed jeans that you can easily reproduce yourself in the comfort of your own home.

b. a quick name for wherever that preppy bitch got her shirt from.

A lot of these definitions are wrong. You're describing something called electrikk, a dumb new fad.
This is what I think is scene (well, in the UK):

TYPICAL SCENE GIRL

- Hair extensions, usually black, blonde, dark brown or a range of vibrant colours.
- Excessive make-up, mostly thick black eyeliner and/or brightly coloured eyeshadow (usually MAC).
- Fake eyelashes.
- A lot of piercings, popular ones being snakebite, septum and monroe.
- "Retro" or "vintage" clothes (plaid shirts, tight/fitted jeans, band shirts, polka dot dresses, ect.).
- Forced cockney/common accent (popular words include 'mate', 'well' and 'lush').
- Obsessive use of the words 'cunt', 'yr' and 'tbh'.
- Myspace or LiveJournal is a must.
- Sometimes posts pictures of themselves ...

White suburban male or female that strongly believe that they are african american. Not to be confused with a white male or female that actually grew up in the inner city. Some comparisons of the two so you would not be confused if confronted by either; a wigger will often wear fubu or sean jean because they believe it to be "fresh"; an inner city white kid may be found wearing a long tee shirt and baggy pants but said shirts and pants will be blank and one solid color, if colors are mostly red blue or black watch what you say because you'll be fuckin with a real gang banger.

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

Accronym as sung by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Australian Comic

The only group of people that I despise more than emos. They are pretty much emos really...the only difference is that they try to be happy and emos do not. It is pretty much a standard that a scenester has a myspace with over 500 friends, 1000 comments, a never ending supply of random pictures of them that have been altered in some way (i.e turning up the contrast so that it's really bright and disguises blemishes.), and around 60 to 70 comments on said pictures on average. They are also total whores when it comes to myspace. Another thing that is required by a scenester is to <3 dinos and robots x some random and very large number becuase it's the trendyXcore thing to do. If that wasn't stupid enough, they also have a penchant for saying "fosho", "&&", "luff", "sup nigz", "cunt", and a good number of other fucktarded words and phrases. Scenesters also have very poor tastes in music such as Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco, Motion City Soundtrack, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, etc. In other words, complete shit. You can pick a scenester out easily. First, they all have a shittily home done hair cut that is choppy and is usually dyed black with like 5 to 10 other random (usually bright/neon) color streeks. Second, they almost always wear some sort of stupid vintage tee. Third, and last, they most always hang out in a med. to large group because they are pussies. Oh and yeah this shit is true, because I do know some scenesters in real life. ...

A term used in exclamation. Gash is a word commonly associated with vagina, and the cake is just another word used to place an element of randomness into the term. It's rather a random comment, and can be used to refer to any of the following: vagina, pussy, a cake of cunt, a hot girl.