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A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.
Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!

"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"
-Stewie, from Family Guy

Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!
by ennervate April 09, 2004
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