| 1. | Shirt-bomb | ||
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The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home. 'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!
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| 2. | Sweat Bomb | ||
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A person who walks around in public with their armpits and shirt soaked in sweat. Look at that Sweat Bomb having lunch with the butterface on the bench over there.
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| 3. | Dip Bomb | ||
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When a person chews tobacco in the form of snuff and spits into a container. The container of spit becomes a Dip Bomb when the person leaves and forgets the container. The Dip Bomb is then found several days later by an unsuspecting victim when it is spills, or when a parched victim unknowingly takes a swig while assuming that the fluid is the liquid labelled on the container. The swig usually causes the victim to drop the Dip Bomb causing it to erupt the contents everywhere. When a Dip Bomb is detonated, the person is usually not around to clean up the mess, forcing the victim to endure the aftershock of cleaning up the mess. Victim: Where is Jo?!
Friend of Victim: I don't know. What's wrong? Victim: He left his spit bottle in my room and I accidentally knocked it over while I was cleaning my desk! It's all over my desk and my keyboard! It's even in the carpet and on my shirt! Friend of Victim: *laughs* Yeah... He went home after we had been drinking all day and I found what I thought was a half a beer. I took a drink and immediately "spitted" it out and started throwing up. I dropped the can and it got on my carpet too. It's like a Dip Bomb. Victim: That's the second time he's Dip Bombed me! I'm gonna get him back, somehow. |
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| 4. | Patel Bomb | ||
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The hipster Indian drink of choice at nightclubs. Same as Jager Bomb but substitute Bombay gin for Jagermeister. Dude, that Indian dude who douched himself in cologne with the popped collar Izod polo shirt was ordering the fuck out of those Patel Bombs last night.
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| 5. | Bomb shelter | ||
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A women's piece of clothing, bra, shirt, sweater, etc. (or the woman herself) who is covering up a large pair of breasts. Bob: Holy Shit! You see the pair of tits on her?
John: Yeah, that shirt is functioning as a serious bomb shelter. |
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| 6. | Who would Jesus bomb? | ||
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An ungrammatical slogan occasionally appearing on the t-shirts or bumper stickers of those who can't handle concepts too big to fit on t-shirts or bumper stickers.
The correct form is "Whom would Jesus have bombed?"; since Jesus was a first-century Jewish nationalist, the most likely answer is, "The Roman Empire." "Who would Jesus bomb?" was undoubtedly inspired by "What would Jesus do?", a question best answered by "We'll never know. Jesus wouldn't have gotten himself into the mess you're in." You really look sharp in that 'Who would Jesus bomb?' t-shirt -- NOT!
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| 7. | bombqueesha | ||
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The act of being extremely cool, something that is of a bomb nature Dude, that shirt is bombqueesha
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