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When you order something from a online market like amazon.com and the status of your order is in the "Not shipped yet" or "Shipping soon" stage for what seems to be an extremely long period of time.
Guy1: Dude I order my Xbox 360 from amazon.com 3 days ago and it hasn't even been shipped yet.

Guy2: Wow what a shiptease.
by CaptainGarbage January 19, 2011

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