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shipyarding 

the act of docking your penis inside of the shipyard(vagina) and letting off the seamen(semen} into the shipyard which is the act of shipyarding someone
Ken shipyarded barbie{shipyarding}
noun. a heavenly brew responsible for black-outs in the New England area, specifically Maine. beer

varieties: Export, Pumpkinhead, Special Brew, Winter, Joshua Chamberlain, Old Thumper
We got a keg of shipyard.

You ever tried playing beerpong with shipyard? I was wrecked!

I love fall because Pumpkinhead is out.
Shipyard by mmmbeer August 2, 2008

shipyard chalker 

A man who ties up pieces of rope filling holes in a ship or boat. Along with this he puts a tar-like substance into the hole so the water doesn't leak in when more water pressure is added.
I hired a shipyard chalker to repair my boat yesterday.

Shipyard Steven 

This aggresive act involves postioning oneself on the edge of large boat with every intention to defecate off the side. If this bold individual is able to execute a dump in plain viewsight of other ship goers and beach loungers he is said to have acheived the highest known title in boating, the "Shipyard Steven"
Mike had such high aspirations of being crowned the shipyard steven that he deemed it necesary to drop his shorts, lean off the side of the boat and launch a dump for all those on the beach to witness.
Shipyard Steven by Reggie Dumps April 13, 2009

Shipyard Bubba 

Noun: A Shipyard Bubba is the type of overweight, grotesque, blob of human matter. They tend to be ignorant and border line retarded. That also works for Shipyard
Ew Did you see that shipyard bubba with is crack out!
Shipyard Bubba by ThicB01 June 15, 2021

Scandinavian shipyard 

is the process or action of 3 or more men standing in close proximity of each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on another man's right elbow completing a continuous loop/chain, then they simultaneously move the other man's right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the other man to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching another man's elbow, but may be the most righteous act among 3 or more men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation
Last night's Double Dutch rudder turned in to a Scandinavian shipyard fast when those other two guys lent a helping hand.