The Shinkansen can move at speeds above 250mph, and resemble a airplane on the inside. You can travel extremely long distances very quickly by utilizing the shinkansen, but you pay the price. They're far more expensive than taking a local train.
Super Japanese man: OH Sugoi, choto takai desu ne!!! Tokyo Disuni resoto ga tanoshikata deshita ka?
Westerner: wow, i too can speak the language of the ninja: DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBATO!!!! TSUKI NO EKI WA TOKYO, TOKYO EKI DESU!!!!!