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the sound uttered when producing (or making the motion of producing) a blade, expandable baton, or other metallic object, usually a weapon.
Check out this shiv I just got. *Shink*
by elemental June 27, 2005
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To take a shit in someone's sink and leave it.
The party sucked so I left a shink to let them know.
by MeLaramie March 08, 2011
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i got shinked on my face
by Tylersv October 31, 2006
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Acronym - Single, high-income, no kids. The best kind of single person out there.
That girl is a S.H.I.N.K.; you should totally get her number.
by SHINKtastic February 25, 2011
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Short for Shinkansen, the Japanese Bullet train. Often used by foreigners living in Japan.
We are taking the shink to Tokyo next weekend, want to come?

Yeah, it's expensive, but we still want to shink it, it's the fastest way to go.
by Rogue_7 February 10, 2009
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A session of intense thought while on the shitter.
"Hey Bill, any thoughts on what our bid for the MacGregor contract should be?"

"Chuck, I'm still not sure. Let me take a shink and get back to you."
by Flix September 25, 2008
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1. Slap in the face from a Wee Wee
2. When Tiny Bubbles Slaps you in the face
when tiny slapped lexi in the face with his penis it went ..."SHINK"
by Tiny Moran & Big Whit January 28, 2005
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