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2.
the sound uttered when producing (or making the motion of producing) a blade, expandable baton, or other metallic object, usually a weapon.
Check out this shiv I just got. *Shink*
by elemental June 27, 2005
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1.
To take a shit in someone's sink and leave it.
The party sucked so I left a shink to let them know.
by MeLaramie March 08, 2011
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3.
Dick Smacked in the face.
i got shinked on my face
by Tylersv October 31, 2006
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4.
Short for Shinkansen, the Japanese Bullet train. Often used by foreigners living in Japan.
We are taking the shink to Tokyo next weekend, want to come?

Yeah, it's expensive, but we still want to shink it, it's the fastest way to go.
by Rogue_7 February 10, 2009
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5.
Acronym - Single, high-income, no kids. The best kind of single person out there.
That girl is a S.H.I.N.K.; you should totally get her number.
by SHINKtastic February 25, 2011
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6.
To vacate an area of space in a matter of nanoseconds or with ninja like speed. A shink is only successful when the person shinking is not detected in the slightest and makes other people believe they vanished into thin air.
Human 1: "Damn dude I've got all this paper work to finish by 5:00 but I honestly couldn't be fucked!!"

Human 2: "What are you going to do?"

Human 1: "I'm thinking I'm going to shink the fuck out of here and make up some bullshit story tomorrow on why it hasn't been finished"

Human 2: "are you confident you'll get away with it?"

Human 1: "brother please, i've been shinking since you were an itch in your daddy's pants...bye bye."

Human:".....what the,..where the hell did he go???"
by Zebrawolf55 September 30, 2011
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7.
A session of intense thought while on the shitter.
"Hey Bill, any thoughts on what our bid for the MacGregor contract should be?"

"Chuck, I'm still not sure. Let me take a shink and get back to you."
by Flix September 25, 2008
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