| 1. | Frustrated Caesar | ||
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When a man's "Caesar hairstyle" looses ground in structure and style; due to its battle with the recession of male pattern baldness. I know he's losing his hair, but I wish Eric get rid of that Frustrated Caesar and push it back already.
Eric's Frustrated Caesar starts from the crown of his head and is combed all the way down to the front. Who's that bald bastard kiddin' with that Frustrated Caesar? |
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| 2. | knocking shop mattress | ||
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An effect of male pattern baldness,whereby the unfortunate male decides not to do the decent thing ie get the clippers out and grows the floundering folicles hoping to conceal the onset of nature by creative combing,suceeding only in an elaborate , threadbare shaping with a shiney(often sunburnt)beacon of scalp shining through for all to see.Resembling the aformentioned sex workers overused mattress.See Robin Gibb,Footballer Kenny Cunningham etc See that Alan Shearer on Match of the Day,he's got a head like a knocking shop mattress,though his muscular pressence up front,will be sorely missed by Newcastle this season.
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