Comes from the town of "N-AH", is known to most people as, "the complete hero." Captain of his hockey team, a complete faggot. Dates girls that are 4 years younger than him, and has a haircut not too shy of a blowout. Gels his hair 4 days out of the week, leather jacket optional.
"Dude that kids a fuckin shiner, he can't hang out with us."
"Dude stop acting like a shiner wearing that leather jacket."