Simp dick 

A social disease when you Are so fixated on pleasing your girlfriend she controls all the decisions your dick and balls make.

Anyone to joe p -do you want to come out drinking with the boys tn.

Joe p- Na i got simp dick rn

Simp dick by Chune for your headtop April 21, 2020

Shrimp Dick 

Someone who has a very small penis.

Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick

Shrimp Dick by KillerOfUrMind October 4, 2017

shrimp dick 

A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!

NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.

shrimp dick by Rory B. March 18, 2007

Jumbo Shrimp Dick 

The perception of having a larger member than one physically possesses. Usually a distorted sense of reality felt by men who have to overcompensate for a certain shrimp dick.

Oh he definitively has jumbo shrimp dick, have you seen the lifted truck he drives.

Jumbo Shrimp Dick by Drunkduka March 27, 2021

shrimp dick 

A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.

Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!

shrimp dick by Giovanni March 22, 2004

shrimp dick bitch 

a faggot with a small dick, often dyes there hair blonde and is roughly 6 feet tall

"who the fuck is this shrimp dick bitch?"

shrimp dick bitch by Brotein June 1, 2012

shrimp dick 

shrinkage of the penis due to massive amounts of cocaine usage. the penis is un-usable until the coke wears off.

I can't pipe this chick because I have shrimp dick

shrimp dick by b p h December 10, 2003