Shitzer Spritzer 

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

Shitzer Spritzer by hydro dumper October 7, 2009

shiezer 

The stupid Americanization of the German word scheiser

the idiot who wrote the original definition

shiezer by Jerry Deutch June 5, 2004

Shizer Wilhelm 

A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm

Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm

Shizer Wilhelm by Yonker April 20, 2008

shizer 

the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B

Du bist Schei*e
you are shit

shizer by ZAC =P April 4, 2005

Shizer Minelli

Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".

"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".

"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".

"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."

Shizer Minelli by Aeternus_ February 8, 2009

Shizerz 

When your using the word "shit" and not try to swear at the same time.

1: Yes! I won at uno!
2: Shizerz, I lost.

Shizerz by AkotoLmao June 24, 2020

Shizertown 

A place where you want to have sexual intercourse with someone

"Damn I took that bitch to Shizertown!"

Shizertown by Ad vin cula October 15, 2021