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shift work 

Shift work is work designed to utilize 24 hours of the day.
Convenient store clerks, large-scale factory workers, police officers, etc.

"Shift work, tough work for the busy convenience store clerk
Two feet that hurt, going insane
She's mad at some lad
Drove off and didn't pay for his gas and he won't be the last
'round the clock pain
Work seven to three
Three to eleven
Eleven to seven"
"Shift work" by Kenny Chesney
shift work by Joseph Q. Chen February 4, 2008
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Softworks 

A place or company that designs and builds software applications.
Bethesda Softworks is a software company that has created many popular video games.
Softworks by Corporate Samurai March 12, 2010

shitcork 

The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.
The shitcork is in the toilet,
shitcork by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

Shiftorious 

A celebration of one who is notorious for their shifty creativity.
To behave in a surprisingly and gloriously shifty way.
Cleverly shifty.
Anna stealing the last Timtam was a shiftorious act.

Shootwork 

A wrestling term. The combination of shoot (real) and work (fake). Shootwork is where something happen's where a fan doesn't know if it was planned or unscripted. This is occasionally used to create unpredictability and to spice things up..
Cena's take down of Reigns last week was a perfect example of a shootwork. Cena was dropping truth bombs yet still remaining in character.
Shootwork by Lyle Butane September 22, 2017

shitworthy 

An adjective describing anything worthy of shit.
Whoa, this music is shitworthy!
shitworthy by FailRAR August 9, 2010

Shitworthy 

An act so not noteworthy you'd love to gift your own shit to the poor lad.
Stan, have a look at my macaroni necklace!

Honestly Bob, That's the most shitworthy necklace I've ever seen, you pathetic pile of steaming donkey shit.
Shitworthy by notshitworthy April 14, 2014