Shexting

texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.

Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method

Shexting by trannykingtuck January 31, 2007

sextension visa 

Visa extension to facilitate ongoing doing of the nasty (aka having hot steamy sex).

I can't believe you're leaving tomorrow, we need to get a sextension visa for you so we can do it like rabbits.

sextension visa by JohnConnor227 June 29, 2009

Shexting

The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.

I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...

Shexting by ramiro_sierra March 21, 2012

shexting

Shit and text

"Honey what are you doing in the bathroom"
"Shexting"

shexting by gatman January 25, 2015

sextent 

A tent in which those who mingle have intercourse in. Afterwards, they burn tent to purify the area around it.

Sarah had a very fun time in the sextent, afterwards they burned it to purify the land.

sextent by KillerKittehs January 15, 2014

Shexting

The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.

Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay

Shexting by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009

Shexting

Texting while taking a shit.

Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?

Texter 2: On the toilet..

Texter 1: Err, why?

Texter 2: I love shexting.

Shexting by DDFL June 8, 2011