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A caucasion male individual practicing the Menonite religion, who routinely partcipates in anal sex with young, male sheep (and possibly sheperds). "Don't talk to that guy, he's a freak. The other day I caught him pulling a blandis!"
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| 2. | VulvaTron | ||
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A common-place name for a shrew found locally in the Tibetan Plateau, Asia, by the Moroccan Sheep herders, or sheperds if you will. Also one of the most common terms for a shrew in many North African countries. "Abdul have you seen any VulvaTrons in our sheep field?"
"No Mohammed, I haven't, not since the great VulvaTron cull of 1998" |
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| 3. | aaagnulshatz | ||
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The act of defecating on a goats hoof, then having one's sexual partner feast upon the goat's hoof which is covered with severe diarheal fecal matter. This term was coined in the early 18th century in alpen austria where sheperds found much amusement by giving local prostetutes aaagnulshatz's. My good friend arnold climbed a large hill with his wife where she performed many aaagnulshatz's.
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| 4. | lasagna | ||
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all i know is that it is an italian dish(food)and Garfield really loved it. i would say,an italian "sheperds" pie. could i have some lasagna?
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| 5. | Yard Shepherd | ||
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A firefighter (usually overwieght and unfit) who is of no use on the fire ground. This person will don S.C.B.A., grab a pike pole, and stand in the front yard attempting to appear as if he/she is important. However, this firefighter appears closer to a shepherd herding his sheep. Firefighter A: "Ann took my pike pole! Look at her, she is standing on the front lawn doing nothing!"
Firefighter B: "Ha! She is a yard shepherd!" |
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| 6. | Shepherd's Hook | ||
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"Shepherd's Hook" and, less commonly "Shepherd's Crook" are common names for the long, coiled retaining wire inside the FCG (fire control group) of the *AK-47 family of assault rifles. The wire's purpose is to fasten the front and rear axis pins of the trigger and disconnecter inside the receiver. It is notorious for being difficult to put in and, if improperly installed, can result in major malfunctions when firing. A Shepherd's Hook may be replaced with an aftermarket retainer plate. * "The AK-47 family" includes the original Russian AK-47, the AKM: it's more common lightweight variant, the RPK: its heavy-duty machine gun variant, and the more modern 5.56mm AK-74 series of rifles. Also includes the vast majority of non-Russian derivatives. "Well, boss, I was gonna go cap this mothafucka, right, but the goddamn trigger went all crooked an shit and wouldn't pull. Fuckin towelhead that made this bitch put the Shepherd's Hook in upside down."
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| 7. | Deshawn | ||
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the term for a mangy dog. ussualy has big claws and likes to scratch and bite. most of them have rabies and always barks.
PUT HIM ON A LEASH!!!!! cane corso mastiff .A deshawn is a Domestic dogs come in a bewildering variety of shapes and sizes. They have been selectively bred for millennia for various behaviors, sensory capabilities, and physical attributes, including dogs bred for herding livestock (collies, sheperds, etc.), different kinds of hunting (pointers, hounds, etc.), catching rats (small terriers), guarding (mastiffs, chows), helping fishermen with nets (Newfoundlands, poodles), pulling loads (huskies, St. Bernard's), guarding carriages and horsemen (Dalmatians), and as companion dogs. Some kinds were even bred simply as lap warmers (Pekingese). Their basic morphology though, no matter how modified, is that of their wild ancestors, gray wolves.
A.K.A Dogshawn |
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