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Shepherds maze 

Shepherds maze (sheps maze) is a highly secretive but allegedly exciting online alternate reality game in which players can join by invitation only and is loosely based on a bizarre journal found to have belonged to a paranoid schizophrenic in GA. Aspects of the game are taken directly from the journal in a way that re-enacts scenarios described within. Snapshots of the journal have been seen on Imgur and reddit under fake/ghost/newly created usernames but are usually deleted before anyone has had a chance to save them.
Dude I’ve been playing shepherds maze for a month and it’s so much better than any other ARG I’ve ever played.

Did you see that last snapshot of Shepherds journal? I wonder if there’s any clues that will be in the maze?!
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shepherds maze 

An online and alternate reality/ augmented reality “puzzle” spanning several countries over the last 6 years. Players claim to be given orders to complete small tasks and are provided with “keys” in exchange. Shepherds maze is almost definitely tied to falkens maze, another, more exclusive game with less than 100 players in North America that often travel and meet in person to obtain keys and perform tasks.
Ignore that YouTube link, it’s probably someone just playing shepherds maze.

I heard that if you complete the maze they will pay you to moderate new players.

Shepherds prayer 

And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

The famous prayer that the brothers in the boondock saints say before killing an important mob boss.
Man, the shepherds prayer was so cool when they killed that one guy...i wish i knew it...
Shepherds prayer by BAMFzfs September 11, 2009

Shepards Pie without the Mash 

The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.
1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.

2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"

3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.

4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed

Shepardsucker 

A person who sucks off Shepard0090, either because they got manipulated into doing so or are intellectually deranged compared to a normal human being.
Vasil: Hey, the Caretaker is a Shepardsucker, kinda like Zackegg or Michael!!
Fedir: shepardsucker!!!
Shepardsucker by Data1223 December 6, 2021
a strict teacher at your school that likes to punish you and is a compulsive liar with a fishy odour aka fishy fanny
Girl 1: UGH, I'm so annoyed !
Girl 2: I got 3 detentions today, she's at it again!
Boy 1: Who?!
Girls: SHEPERD THE FISHY BITCH!
sheperd by greenblazer March 31, 2019

Rolf, The Son of a Sheperd

One of the most interesting characters on Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. This guy lives on a farm complete with animals, a shed, and places to grow crops. He doesn't like Eddy's scams much...even though he is usually one of the first to fall for them.
He says some of the weirdest stuff:
'Show me where your mama lives!'
'Mama! A bandage for Rolf!'
'Foolish youth! The beet is the answer to all!'