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1.
1. (noun)A Stand in in a movie, used when the budget is all sucked up

2. (noun)The replacement on the 3 Stooges

3. (verb) The act of relaxing or sitting around

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I'm just shempin' it"
by Shin November 09, 2003
 
2.
A loser that has no clue what is going on.
"Wayne is such a Jankey Shemp, Sherta told him she would give him some play if he bought her that cellie- and he beleived her"
by HAB October 24, 2006
 
3.
1.)by far, the best stooge

2.)someone who's better than curly

3.) the original vaudeville stooge
hey man, legalize shemp!
by horbin bernsen May 10, 2012
 
4.
long hair bangs that hang past the person's nose

name after and as seen on the three stooges' "Shemp"
I took my hat off and my shemps covered my eyes
by AC slappy August 16, 2009
 
5.
Next to Curly, the funniest stooge.
Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!
by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004
 
6.
Shemp pretty much means that something is less than expected or skimped. Anytime you get less than what you expect it is considered shemp. This term was used in the Lake Tahoe/ Northern California area in the Mary Jane subcultures.
Dude WTF, that sack dimeboy hooked up the other night was shemp as fuck. Kick down!
by skatz442 February 04, 2009
 
7.
Men that graduate from Ernest W. Seaholm High School, participate in the school musical, date women named Jordan, wear golf sweaters in the winter, wear ugg boots and burberry vests, use the word as well in many situations and in general like to suck woons.
Look at pat, hes sucking a fat woon. What a big ol' shemp. da da da da da a big ass shemp.
by Hello my name is pat December 07, 2009