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To insert an object into the anus!
I shelved a cucumber into my butt and loved it
by funpac January 29, 2010
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To discontinue all further communications with a person.
I cant beleive Hamish just did that.

...Shelved
by Cpt.West September 09, 2009
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The moment when you've been without sexual contact for such a period of time that even simple, normally unsexual acts can result in an unwanted ejaculation.
Steve: Bad night man, i've been shelved for 2 months and jizzed my pants while watching dancing with the stars..
by BP12 July 17, 2012
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A committed man that no longer controls life.
A man that can't make decisions on his own accord.

No Nuts Whipped Lack Of Personal Freedom
Since Justin got shelved by Julee, he hasn't been the same guy.
by House V1.0 March 30, 2017
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