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Shelton's Law 

(noun):

1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).
JS: It's 2:00 A.M. already?

JB: Wait no I- !!

JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!

JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.

JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*
Shelton's Law by Phoenix_Gold September 28, 2011
A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but doesn't do much with them after that, attracts a lot of lames because deep down he really is one, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .
That's some Shelton ish.
Shelton by Bill Arnsparger December 22, 2016

shelunking 

Similar to spelunking (cave exploration). Exploring the dark crevices of a woman’s nether regions.
Dude I was shelunking on Broomhilda last night and I think I sprained my tongue.
shelunking by The turd abibes August 27, 2021

Sheltonize 

Taking normal, everyday things and making them extreme. Slang term introduced into the Greenville, OH region. Thought to have been introduced by people who would do unnecessarily extreme things like rip sleeves off of shirts, wear sleeveless shirts in cold weather, and drink highly caffeinated energy drinks.
The douchebag had to "Sheltonize" a perfectly good t-shirt by cutting the sleeves off, so he could be a sweet broseph and wear it to the gym.

The guys at the gym "sheltonized" their flow session by drinking AMP before hand.
Sheltonize by dmoneyduck April 27, 2009
hot!!!!
he is soooo shelton
shelton by the opprotunity November 5, 2010
A very hot,funny,smart and kind girl,beautiful on the inside and outside.
Wow she's really like A Shelton
Shelton by BaconDabb December 7, 2016