Boy: Oh I don't know, i heard theres suppose to be an awesome party though, i think I'll get high.
Girl: Oh my god! Great Idea!
Other area facts: Mason County, in which resides Shelton, is the meth capital of Washington. The phrase "You aint from around here are ya, you got all your teeth" isn't a fucking joke. That shit is real here.
The schools in Shelton suck ass. People in Shelton generally are a bunch of 4x4'ing Quad riding drunkards and meth-addicts.
Most kids big aspiration is to turn 18 so they can get on welfare. Seriously.
This place is a total shit-hole. Never move here.
But also full of the asians of s-o-t e.g the gangsters of stoke
The place to come if u want to pick up weed in stoke
If your an outsider don't run ur mouth here or u will get jumped!!!
Located near Hanley and Festival park and etruria (who reckon they all black and gangsters)
Sheltoner:im from shelton mate!
Stoke Chav:(bricking himself) im sorry plz dont stab me, here u go ave my clothes and my wallet and my phone
Sheltoner: Sound, next time u'll be ded
The people are rude and think America is the center of the world.
That's definetly wrong. A town where people who're american fanfucks who need to learn that there are other counties that're better than America.
Guy2: You did? What the hell were you doing there? Don't ever go there ever again unless you want to encounter some b/tards and other loser that, will make your life suck.
Guy2: Your welcome! Just remember shelton sucks.