Chelsey Sullenberger, III

Hero of Flight 1549. Saved 155 lives by landing a plane safely into the Hudson River. Greatest pilot that ever lived!

Top Gun ain't got shit on Chelsey Sullenberger, III

Chelsey Sullenberger, III by Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis. January 16, 2009

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Sullenberger Shot

An alcoholic beverage named after Captain Sullenberger, the pilot who successfully landed a commercial airliner in the Hudson river without harming any passengers.

The drink consists of a shot of Grey Goose, dropped into a glass of water. Grey Goose represents the flock of geese that caused the engines to fail, and the water obviously represents the river in which the plane was landed.

This drink is far from ideal, likewise, so is landing a plane in the river, but it'll work in the most dire situations.

Sometimes you just have to improvise. How about a Sullenberger shot? Drop a shot of the Goose into a glass of water, and salute Captain Sully

Sullenberger Shot by Cap'n Sully June 20, 2011

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Schellenberg

A group of bad ass German familia who's ancestors date back to the time of knights and Chivalry. If you know one why are you sitting there, go lock your doors. Also, Schellenberg is a town in Germany with a quaint green country side with flowing rivers and where the hills are alive with music.

O, do lets go visit the town of Schellenberg!

Schellenberg by The Ancesterial Knight February 3, 2010

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Billy Shollenberger

A person who speaks in a made up language of his/her own. Known for constantly making indiscriminate death threats and beating up his friends out of pure rage, a billy shollenberger studies hard and runs like a madman. A Billy Shollenberger can often be found following various Detroit sports teams or flying an invisible flying red Ferrari.

"You are such a Billy Shollenberger!"

Billy Shollenberger by kit42 March 23, 2009