shelfing it 

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.

'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'

shelfing it by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008

SHELFITIS 

Shelfitis is the act of looking at or for something but not seeing it. It's when your spouse or child says: "I can't find the peanut butter (or salt or ... any item). Then you look and the peanut butter (or anything else) is in relatively plain sight on the shelf or in the closet. SHELFITIS- you look but do not see!!

Rick and Sam suffered from shelfitis when they looked for the potato chips in the pantry because even though the bag of chips was right there on the shelf they didn't see it and asked mom to find it which, of course, she did.

SHELFITIS by MamaOfInvention December 16, 2017

Shelmith 

A Shelmith is a female name. Shelmith is generally one of the most beautiful, cutest, genuine girls you will ever meet. She's sweet, kind and loving. She's a good adviser as well. When she's in a relationship, even when nothing seems to work, she always tries to make everything work.

Above all, she's a gem. Be kind to her, love her genuinely, and she'll love you back.

Oh, I love Shelmith so much; she's one of the kindest girls I have met.

Shelmith by Higuain November 8, 2021

Shelita 

One who is kind, loving, and determined to be great. Shelita has an exceptional work ethic where many people don’t believe in her goals and aspirations, but she continues to strive. Shelita has been hurt a lot, but still continues to preservere through harsh situations. Shelita loves to cook, takes care of her family, and ultimately believes in being the best one can be.

You should definitely cuff Shelita!

Shelita by Shelita June 4, 2019

shelitha 

Beautiful person,willing to stand alone,brave.,mighty

my mom is shelitha!

shelitha by breah123 March 13, 2012

shelfish 

concerning the taking of more than your share of shelf space

My roommate is shelfish - she took over all the shelves in the bathroom without regard for my needs.

shelfish by BenDover52 October 25, 2009

Shelfield academy 

Shelfieldacademy is a shit school in walsall. All of the year 11s smoke a joint in the alley and the roadmen smoke vapes in the toilet. Pe is like military camp and all the teachers are wankers who come from Aldridge

Mom: I think my son will go to shelfield

Mom 2: nah don't go there it's full of chavs and roadmen who will steal your shoes

Shelfield academy is a shithole

Shelfield academy by ThePoseiden.1243 December 3, 2019