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An ass big enough to hold belongings such as books
That lady doesn't need a backpack because she has a shelf.
by mew May 19, 2003
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An ass that utterly defies gravity
<guy1>damn look at the shelf on that one.
<guy2>i know it just... sits up.
<guy1>call schmack we gotta tell him about this one.
by Grill March 13, 2005
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When he saw the polices steve decided to shelf his weed
by bobbie July 22, 2003
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A womans breasts, shelves bieng plural for both
So I get there, she's aged 19, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shelves, and legs up to her arse. Muchos tequilas later, I'm in a cab with her
by Sethils October 18, 2007
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alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus
hey gareth, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one
by staticsate November 17, 2009
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A Southern Fairfield County teenage boy who has a black girl's booty.
Damn, the shelf almost knocked over the T.V.
by Fatty Mcgee December 09, 2004
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the area just above the penis which girls prefer shaved
kyle, john, and kenny's shaved shelf is much better than joe's non shaved rainforest. it feels better against my vag than the amazon.
by Kenny Pontrelli October 28, 2008
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