| 1. | Manbhajan | ||
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The defining cricketer of India's 2011 world cup success. The pag on her head holds her cricket ball and hair, which is ironic because her father is called Gregory and he is bald. Manbhajan is affiliated with internationally known celebrities such as Kate Winslet and PunjBob SquareFeet, and is a strong follower of Sheilaism, who worship the God Sheila. This all rounder loves Jelly, especially in a soft, breaded surrounding. And especially with Mayonnaise. After an incredible century, Manbhajan kneels down and thanks the Lord Sheila.
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| 2. | Bevan | ||
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An Aussie bogan, yobbo and larrikin. Drinks VB, XXXX, smokes ciggies, and eats Four 'n' Twenty pies at all hours.
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Common attire includes flannelette shirt, blue singlet, thongs, an earring and a mullet. Swears frequently and is a wifebeat. Generally resides in derelict rural towns or with mates in a caravn in Mulwala. Favourite sayings are; "Skerrn", "Shirk" and "Struth". Can be found with mates Robbo, Dazza and Gazza or his Sheila. Common ocupations are sheep shearer, fisherman, brick layer, country footy coach or anything that doesn't require an IQ higher than 10. An avid supporter of cricket and the Collingwood Football Club, but not brushing his three front teeth. In general, a total |
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| 3. | pulled up stumps | ||
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the act of dying or passing away. in reference to the game of cricket where the stumps are pulled out of the ground at the end of the match. "The Cousin": Hey moite, did you hear about that poor old sheila they found in the river?
Araujana: Iyo yeah, she has 'pulled up stumps' |
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| 4. | Bogan | ||
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A mystical creature. Sports a mullet or similar gay hairstyle and a handlebar moustache or beard. Wears a flanny that doesn't fit, singlet, ugg boots, thongs, vfl league shorts, ripped jeans, AC/DC shirts and/or gay sunnies. Big beer belly. Often seen with a meat pie and VB in a holden swearing, "orh, ya farkin karnt! get outta me way! me sheila made dinnar and arm farkin starvin mate! the footys on in 5 minutes! i gotta get 'ome befor me sheila drinks me beer and smokes me ciggies mate!" Their religion is Cricket and GayFL and Holdens and Fords. When calm talks about shit no one cares about like his twin turbo and some Indian guy he saw the other day or watches GayFL. Will soon enrage him after Collingwood loses by 87 points. Stand in his way and you're a goner. Terrible accent. When rent of the flat is overdue by two weeks, he allows the landlord a night with his "sheila" or daughter. Human 1: Who's that ugly kid with the mullet and freckles?
Human 2: I think that's a bogan. Bogan: Orh, hay mate. Watch the footy last noight? Human 1: We don't watch primitive sports. Sorry. Bogan: Whaarrt!! I crashed in ta this plaice ta torlk about boegarn shiat!! And whaarts warshe, no VB!! |
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| 5. | Canberra | ||
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place. Australian resort town with plenty of elbow room and a sheila on every arm. Too right mate! Foster rooms abound on the kanga tracks and drovers watch cricket all the bleeding night!. Makes Sydney look like a Wally's wedding! Home to the Shepherds! Only the best Aussie Rules side ever! .................................................................................... Canberra Canberra Canberra Ho! Jumbuck's spit it's time to go!
Do you even like Aussie Rules mate? Or do you just like drinking? |
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