by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017
The Sheetoe is the ultimate mother of all camel toe hoes. The Sheetoe is attracted to hardcore gamers, cigarette smoke, and the smell of a freshly shotgunned Natty Lite. The Sheetoe will sneak up on her potential mate and pounce with the force of 100 bar whores. The Sheetoe will suck you into its massive toe and you will be consumed, never to be seen again.
Dude 1: Yo have you seen Matt and Austin lately?
Dude 2: No bruh. They went out for nattys after gaming and I haven't seen them since.
Dude 1: Maybe the Sheetoe caught their scent and got them.
Dude 2: Rip bros.
Dude 1: We should totally steal all their game shit.
Dude 2: No bruh. They went out for nattys after gaming and I haven't seen them since.
Dude 1: Maybe the Sheetoe caught their scent and got them.
Dude 2: Rip bros.
Dude 1: We should totally steal all their game shit.
by Katkaestner July 13, 2022