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Sheela na gig 

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!
Sheela na gig by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018
Related Words
Elegant, brave, intelligent, beautiful, will get ratchet if necessary.
Did you hear? She pulled a Sheeba! I want to be just like her
Sheeba by Chachen November 23, 2017
a thoroughly and unmercifully annihilated pussy, normally achieved when an amply-sized man takes the largest and sharpest part of his body (usually the penis) and proceeds to rip and stab the vagina until it becomes completely mutilated and dysfunctional. Bleeding is not uncommon, as the vagina typically tears, and the girl never experiences any degree of pleasure. The gyrations and the thrusting of the mammoth throbbing cock destroys the lining of the hitherto intact vagina as well as the outside genitalia. While in the process of getting her pussy demolished, the girl typically experiences indescribable amounts of pain, and exclamations of intense physical torment are commonly heard. Afterwards, the pussy becomes completely useless for any sexual activity, as the girl is unable to feel pleasure anymore, and the colossal hole left behind could not stimulate the largest dick on the whole fucking planet.
1) "Oh shit Jake! Your dick is WAY too big. I don't want you to turn my cunt into sheebar!!!"

2) After her sexual encounter with Jake, she was unable to walk for a week and found that her pussy had turned into sheebar.
sheebar by jakecman January 11, 2010

Sheeba Leeba Smeeba

The words pewdiepie uses, instead of actual swear words, to avoid getting demonetized
“SHEEBA LEEBA SMEEBA!! The Roasted Gummies Podcast just uploaded a second episode on YouTube” -Me trying get people to know me and my friends have a podcast

“Sheeba Leeba Smeeba Sven, you scared me there second. It’s okay I forgive you. STEAK” -Pewdiepie, probably
A compound term combining the words "shee" (an alternate form of "shit") and "brah" (an alternate form of bro).
Used as an exclamation, but also refers to the word animal zebra, since the words sound alike. However, the association between Sheebra and an actual zebra are unclear.
Brian: Yo we have a story outline due on tuesday
Ryan: Sheebra
Brian: today's tuesday
Ryan: Sheebra
Brian: wtf is a sheebra
Ryan: lols you need to learn this shee, brah
Sheebra by ElBandersnatch September 8, 2010
Aussie word for girl, female, woman, beeotch
Crikey mate,, look at the arse on that Sheela!
Sheela by migga bizzla November 27, 2003