n. A vagina
n. "Sally, I want your sheath" "Ok, Tom, here it is."
Meliisa: *grins and follows her into the barn*
Me: looks at paper that clearly says "foreskin" not "sheath" *gags and runs behind hay bale*
Boy: Sure thing sweetypie! What flavour do you desire?
Girl: Hmm... strawberry sundae?
Boy: Sorry honeybun... I only have ready salted left.