Dude, Ian's she-wolf is here, and she's totally caking on drummer Joe.
Native to Hingham, the She Wolves rule the world, specifically the Patriot League Cross Country world. They are amazing in every way and almost godlike. They run faster than the wind and ravenously devour pizza on Tuesday nights. You want to be us, but you are not us.
She Wolves are the only inhabitants of the Earth described accurately by the word perfect.
ex. 1.) Rosie: Oh mah Gawd, I am totally not a Lesbian but that Shakira is such a She Wolf; she can bite me anytime.
ex 2.) Jeffery: Yanno I am not heterosexual but it would be fabulous if Shakira were to bite me too with her fierce She Wolf self.
As made famous by Shakira's hit song "She Wolf".
Sheila: "It must've been the She Wolf..."
Bob: "So the 'She Wolf' spent $300 on a pair of shoes?!"