Eric: "Dude I barely made it out last night."
Jerry: "What happened?"
Eric: "I decided to confess to Paulette that I cheated on her with Michelle while I was out of town and she freaked out and went into she-tiger mode."
Jerry: "Damn. How bad was it?"
Eric: "She starting hitting me and she when she went to the garage to look for a foreign object I dipped out the back door."