“she would give you a son” 

Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique

A friend says - “That girl is very good looking”

Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”

“she would give you a son” by Anonymous phyiks May 27, 2021

and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle 

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle by Wiseboy March 21, 2008

or she would have 

The statement freely outpoured by a Wingman immediately following the statement that's what rob's mom said. Should definitely follow "that's what she said" as well.

Anonymous: "<anything at all>"
Red Leader: "That's what Rob's mom said!"
Wingman: "Or she would have..."

or she would have by bikerscum July 5, 2006

if she were naughty, I would spank her 

Phrase most popular in the late 90s and early 2000s; guys would say this to each other to express that a woman was physically attractive. Rarely used nowadays, and even then only by people 30-50 yrs old.

"Hey, John. Do you think Jane at Sam Goody is cute?"
"G'yeah... if she were naughty, I would spank her."

if she were naughty, I would spank her by The Rev NG8 August 5, 2018

She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice 

Expression used by a male to indicate that he would engage in intercourse with a desireable female.

Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"

Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"

She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) May 15, 2008

Nah, man, she wouldn't do that 

Yeah.... That's what I fucking thought to you dumb shit.

Your fiance fuck the mentally disabled?

Nah, man, she wouldn't do that.

Doesn't she know that you would think that?

I don't know.

You DO know, motherfucker. You do know. Why, of all people, would she need to fill in at the easiest house? It's double staffed all ready and it ran with only one person for years; but the only person they could find was someone in a management position? How is that the case? Bet she told you she played board games. That's what they do. Bring them here and tell them "nobody is going to believe you're fucking a retard anyways." Why would they? It's a filthy cripple.

Nah, man, she wouldn't do that by Hym Iam September 28, 2020

Why wouldn't she? 

Assumptive proclamation of the obvious.

Christina called in sick.

Why wouldn't she?

Why wouldn't she? by TOM ENDRIS March 22, 2008