A childlike way of saying something or someone is a cutie.
Alternative of saying in regards to something appealing and attractive be it a person or thing in variance of the word cutie.
He's a cootie
She's a cootie
Now that's a cootie!
It's what you call the mistress of that son of a biscuit-eating bulldog who's a doo doo head. She may call you a lint licker for being called this.
Some other similar phrases include:
What the French toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Lana: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!
The awesomest person you'll ever meet. Always second best and outshined by others. Skinny jeans, bright colors, and shy. Acts like a retard, so you can see her from a mile away. When you see her, try your best not to stare. She's hostile.
Do you see that Magan over there? Dude, I think she's going to eat me.
scurvootie = when your cootie is so damaged it takes the form of an "s"
Her baby's head when born was the shape of an "S", she must have a scurvootie.
Something all girls have. Scares little boys away while young. Attracts them once they get a little older.
Example 1: (Little Boy) Run, she has Kooties!
Example 2: Dude 1 "Hey bruh let's hit up that party an go kootie huntin." Dude 2 "Yee let's go catch some kooties!"
A girl who has had more cock than Brokeback Mountain and who is the receptacle and transmitter of crabs. Someone who can spread crabs to an entire bowling league, football team, bachelor party, high school, or Magic club. This person tends to be either the town whore or the quiet "girl next door" who has secretly fucked every Tom, Dick and Harry in a 50 mile radius. Synonyms: Cum Dumpster, Gutter Slut, Cock Queen, Cootie Catcher, Crotch Cracker
"Oh my god, you slept with her! She is such a Crab Net."
"The Crab Net just walked into the bar. What do you think she will snag tonight?"
"You don't want to sleep with him, he's gotten himself caught up in a Crab Net."
The act in which a person licks the vagina of their lover while taking a poopy-woopy.
Bro, I totally shnarfed this hootie-wootie's cootie-shnooter while she pooter-shnarfed into some titty-lumpkins while I simultaneously gave her a female blumpkin.