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aka she-money.

Money SHE doesn't know you have. She being the wife, the girlfriend, the roommate, etc. Money kept secret for spending on hidden purposes, such as buying things on the sly, strip club outings, gambling, drinking, investing, or planning to dump her and set up a new place.
Bob: "How'd you get your wife to let you have five hundred bucks for the strip club? You guys never have money..."
Dave: "I got a hundred fifty from her - I had three fifty saved up in my she money account at the bank!"

Diane: "Honey, where'd you get the money for those Jimmy Choos?"
Stephanie: "Found my husband's She-Money box in the closet."
by she money lova January 04, 2010

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