|29.||he loved his honey, but she loved money|
it goes like this: a skanky golddigger of a woman finds someone (usually rich and/or famous), intoduces herself to him, they date and later they marry. She will usually bear the man's child, then leave him and file for divorce in order to get some of his moolah. In the 1984 song "Vice" (which appears on the 1985 Miami Vice soundtrack), Grandmaster Melle Mel describes a girl that some man adored who in the end was "another dirty old broad" and he goes on to say "he loved his honey, but she loved money".
Sir Paul McCartney met Heather Mills about a year after his first wife Linda McCartney died of breast cancer. She took advantage of the fact that his better half for a wonderful near-30 years of his life was dead and even though it was dumb and careless for Paul to fall for her despicable schemes, still, bad is bad and a golddigger is a golddigger. He loved his honey, but she loved money. Heather Mills is a greedy bloodsucking wench. I've seen it happen before to another musician in 1999.
Crushes are a wonderful feeling. Every time you see that special person your heart beats and you try to hide a smile. You want to stalk him or her. Crushes are also painful. You like this person, a lot, and yet, you may not know if he or she feels the same way. Your best friend may live next door to him or her and be really good friends with your crush, yet every time she or he talks to him or her, it pains you. You think he likes her or she likes him. Then there is the prettiest girl in your class and he sits with her. You may think he likesh er just because he talks to her. Then, the school yeari s coming to a close. You feel really depressed. You just want to scream to him or her: I REALLy like you and hope you feel the same way. Or you really want to know if he or she has the same feelings for you, or if they like someone else. It would help you feel so much better. Sometimes, even though I find it weird, I still cry about all of the emotional problems I'm having. I also obsess over my crush with my friend. We obssess over our crushes together. If you want, you could also write that special person a note and then sign y...more...
1. being surprised by a very attractive peace of ass.
2. not having a date for the night, then out of nowhere
an old girlfriend calls to see "whats up"
3. showing up at your best friends house with a smoking hot
peace of ass just for him.
So I just ran into the store for some O.J. and when I
rounded the corner of the bread isle; ABBRACAPOONTANG, I
bumped into the hottest soccer mom in the world. She was
all bent over looking at pasta shells, I damn near ran
my nose right up her ass.
|32.||late night snack|
The part after sex where the man demands his woman to go and make him a snack, the refusal of which results in the the man throwing her down the stairs and pooping into her mouth.
Luther asked Ethel to make him a sandwich after having sex with her. When she ignored him he gave her a late night snack and she woke up at the bottom of the stairs with bad breath.
|33.||Cleaning out his pipes|
-a more sophisticated way of saying "sucking him dry". Basically, men are continually producing semen, and after several days the urge to cum becomes unbearable. So his gf/wife makes him ejaculate via fellatio/intercourse (the ejaculation is often both powerful and plentiful), then blows him for several more minutes, sucking out the rest of his love juice and swallowing it. The last steps are highly recommended to insure he is completely dry and empty.
-"Pipes" refer to the long, twisting canals of the interior male genitalia.
Daniel had gone to the East Coast to visit grad schools and did not get a chance to masturbate even ONCE during the trip. When he got back to Berkeley, Jamie, his fiancee, sensed he needed to shoot badly so she sat him down and immediately got to work cleaning out his pipes.
When you have fans making the pilgrimage to Graceland every January 8 (Elvis birthday) and August 16, singing his songs and holding candlelight vigils and owning as much Elvis items and memorabilia as possible, visiting his grave, holding a seance to contact his spirit, or maybe even believing that he is still alive, and practically making him into a god, then this is no mere fan club - it's a religion.
Roxanne has all of Elvis Presley's albums - LP, casette, CD - VHS and DVD versions of all his movies and TV specials, drives a car decorated with pictures of the King and festooned with licence plates that feature the name "Elvis" , has her bedroom walls and ceiling decorated with posters, pictures, paint-by-number portraits, news clippings and concert ticket stubs (she's seen him live 50 times!) as well as a music box styled in the likeness of you-know-who and so on. This is an example of a devotee of the Elvis religion. In the Living Colour song "Elvis is Dead" Little Richard makes a guest appearance and says that "Elvis was a great performer" and was "electrifying" and that we should "let him rest". Amen.
verb: the degeneration of the funniness of a comedian or comedy movie caused by dumb assholes quoting that comedian or movie OVER AND OVER AND OVER again untill he/she/it is no longer fucking funny.
Napolean Dynamite was a great movie, until it got dane cooked; the dumbasses in my history class kept saying "do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?" OVER AND OVER until I began to actually hate the movie which I had originally liked very much.
YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.