Psycho, crazy train, cunt ass bitch, mofo, high on drugs, puppy hating, disillusioned, intense in a bad way, frightening. Usually used to describe a female. Can be used with men, funnier too that way. and used to describe gay men too.
As a verb: to be "darbyed" is to be detained by a person of questionable sanity.
"She's fucking darby man. I kid you not."
"watch for the Darby checking you out.."
"This Darby does not play. Stay the hell away from her."
"sorry i was late last night. i got darbyed by some hobo."
A cheap, musical alternative to prozac, useful for curing depression. Musical prozac consists of much time spent listening to most excellent tunes until you no longer feel like shit.
Friend 1: Last night kind of sucked ass. Sure, after all that ginorade I got that free welcome mat and that Johnny Cash poster I always wanted, but I missed the chance to have a meaningful goodbye with my friend! And she's moving away! I'm so depressed now. I need some prozac but I don't have health insurance because this country doesn't give a fuck about my well-being.
Friend 2: No worries, man. Just take some musical prozac.
Friend 1: What do you recommend?
Friend 2: Well, you could pop some XTC and listen to trance. Or how about "I got a feeling" by Black Eyed Peas? Anything by Matt and Kim would do the trick.
Friend 1: Dude, all those recommendations sound kind of gay.
Friend 2: Yeah but 'gay' isn't just about what you dream of being with me, douchebag, it also means the same as 'happy', and it means that for a reason.
|990.||Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence|
six degrees of inner turbulence is a massive 42 minute song by the lords of prog metal-Dream Theater. the song is about six people with mental diseases (multiple personality, schizophrenia, autism, etc). this is the longest dream theater song, in front of Octavarium, A change of seasons, and in the presence of enemies. this is known to be Dream Theaters greatest work.
She can't stop pacingmore...
She never felt so alive
Her thoughts are racing
Set on overdrive
It takes a village
This she knows is true
they're expecting her
And she's got work to do
He helplessly stands by
It's meaningless to try
As he rubs his red-rimmed eyes
He says I've never seen her get this bad
Even though she seems so high
He knows that she can't fly
and when she falls out of the sky
He'll be standing by
She was raised in a small midwestern town
By a charming and eccentric loving father
She was praised as the perfect teenage girl
And everyone thought highly of her
And she tried everyday
With endless drive
To make the grade
Then one day
She woke up to find
The perfect girl
Had lost her mind
Once barely taking a break
Now she sleeps the days away
She helplessly stands by
It's meaningless to try
All she wants to do is cry
No one ever knew she was so sad
Cause even though she gets so high
And thinks that she can fly
She will fall out of the sky
But in the face of misery
She found hopefulness
She had weathered
Much to her advantage
She resumed her frantic pace
She enjoyed the race
III. WAR INSIDE MY HEAD -
To give one who is ashamed of the "taboo" basting act an opportunity to undo or "debaste" the basting that has been done. A.K.A. Capitalizing on the basting economy with debasting.
Emily, got so basted last night she basted the shit out of me.
Oh, I'm out one night... I'm a little tipsy on wine. I'm going to get down with this dude, and I kinda feel like getting basted. "BASTE AWAY!" ... Next morning ... "Oh crap! What the hell? What is this baste...?" That's where we come in and unbaste the basting that has come. Erase your memory of all bastiness. May you live in denial. You're debasted.
when one is doing a task/job and becomes confused, lost, messes up, or basically winds up being fucked, they are in "rough city"
Natalie got her phone taken away for texting while on the job. She currently resides in rough city. Fucking sucks.
|993.||12 Pound Pussy|
A Gigatic pussy usually related to a girl who is a huge bossy bitch. Her pussy is likely able to eat small children and anything as heavy as a good sized watermelon. The 12 pound pussy likely has teeth and is very susceptible to crotch rot.
Guy 1: " Wow... my supervisor is a bitch!"
Guy 2: " Ya man, i bet she has got a 12 pound pussy, you better keep your hands away or she could swallow it hole!"
Guy 1: "Thanks for the heads up man"
|994.||Ok well let me know|
a statement use when ending a conversation that is dragged on to long or undesired.
judy: "hey i just saw tray last week and we gonna throw him a welcome home party...its gonna be pop'n...you kno he just got outta prision on tuesday... etc"(she goes on and on about it)
Hyzeek:(cutting judy off) "ok well let me know" (then he walks away)