shitolitis 

a sudden rush of shit to the brain resulting in a inability to think properly/logically

what did he fuck up? well, he was hit by a bout of shitolitis. couldn't get it in his head what had to be done and done correctly.

shitolitis by theanglingaddict December 15, 2009

schoolitus

The disease going back to school causes. Commonly characterized by fusteration, depression, anger, and possibly indigestion.

Schoolitus has hit my classmates hard this year. Or I suffer from schoolitus.

schoolitus by a dark September 28, 2005

schooliitis 

A very serious disease. The person with schoolitis needs to stay away from school and sleep as much as possible. It is most commonly found during the last few months of school (April, May, and into June.
Symptoms: constant drowsieness, colds/sneezing, sleeping for 33 hours in one weekend and still being tired,irritability,just never feeling well.
Prevention: do not stress over the troubles of school.
Treatment: do not go to school, instead stay home and sleep (outside if possible), continue sleeping and not worrying about school.
If affected, treat as soon as possible.

Kristen has Schoolitis!

schooliitis by Kristen April 18, 2005

Schoolitis 

The strong, mysterious feeling of anxiety while attending school. You can't quite put your finger on it, but it ALWAYS comes around when you're at school, and is replaced with extreme boredom when summer break comes around... it's school's way of saying, "Ha! You're fucked now!"

"Ugh... why do I feel so sick? Must have a terrible case of schoolitis."

Schoolitis by Schoolitis Victim October 7, 2009

schooliitis 

Inflamation of the schooli. "Itis" meaning "inflamed", and "schooli" meaning "school with an i on the end (for cuteness)"

Kristen's school is inflamed, curse that schooliitis!

Schooliitis is a funny looking word.

schooliitis by CeliaMay December 30, 2005

suckolitis 

When you suck too many weiners, you get suckolitis.

Damn girl, I got suckolitis.

suckolitis by So funny sisters May 11, 2018

sheoplitis

Preventable contageous Community aquired brain pathogen infecting millions world wide. Most notable epidemic starting in the USA 2016 election. Suffers are known as 'sheople'.
Early onset signs include confirmation bias, late stages causes complete intellectual dementia.

Damn, I'm tellin' ya, there is no way I'm attending a Trump rally ! Eek, wall to wall Sheople drinking propaganda koolaid. Yeah, nothing but a petri dish of sheoplitis if you ask me.

sheoplitis by Novice scholar October 9, 2020