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The act of ejecting semen upon a female..or male unfortunately.. and tossing a handful of party glitter on them and yelling shazam! Your partner will be left with a mysterious trail of sparkle that will dazzle them for days to come. Whilst Patty and I were having disguesting, sloppy sex behind the Piggily Wiggily on Third and Anderson, I spurted a quart of semen in her hair and doused the "semen fire" in a healthy serving of glitter, therefore comitting a fully imposed and valid shazam.
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Exclamatory phrase used when striking an unsuspecting victim in the genitalia with a foreign apparatus such as a back scratcher or a crow bar. Isn't that your mom over there? SHAZAM!
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1: The first letters of the names of the gods Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Achilles, and Mercury, usually screamed by Billy Batson to summon the power of Captain Marvel.
2: A Goofy fuckin' exclaimation uttered by Gomer Pyle to further make him look like a dumbass. 3: An acceptable phrase to utter during orgasm whilst having sexual relations. |
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1) this word was originally came from captain marvel comics, Captain Marvel would say this word and it was the source of his power
2)We use it now to put emphasis on an extraordinary action 1) Captain Marvel says, "Feel my wrath evildoers, SHAZAM!"
2)A: "did you get the tickets?" B: "It didnt look good but I waited for 2 hours, some people ahead of me gave up and went home, but" *pulls out tickets* "SHAZAM!" |
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When Peter Griffin orgasims he yells SHAZAM!! By the way family guy is one of the best shows ever. Peter: Oh oh oh!
Lois: Wait peter.. hold on a sec... Peter:oh oh oh SHAZAM!!! |
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An expression used when something unusual or unbelievable occurs. Also, when something very good or bad occurs. Shazam! The martions just landed!
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A girl sticks her finger up your ass and screams shazam. Like from the I Dream of Jeanie show only a sexual move. The sex was normal until she gave me a shazam. I was like, wait a minute this was not one of my three wishes.
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The act of using the iPhone app Shazam to identify a song heard anywhere. Person 1 pulls out iPhone.
Person 2: any cool new songs? Person 1: yeah listen to this Person 2: awesome! where did u find this? Person 1: I SHAZAMED IT!! |
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