Shawcross

v. perform cunnilingus.

Named for serial killer Arthur Shawcross, who ate the vagina of some of his victims.

I went down on Beverly and shawcrossed her all night.

Shawcross by Roth Vantage November 27, 2015

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The Shawcross

The Shawcross is the entity that eats your food out of the fridge or biscuit cupboard. Some believe he exists only in legend, however equally others say that they knew they had half a fruit cake in the cupboard which has now mysteriously disappeared.
In some cultures, The Shawcross is also blamed for the loss of one sock out of a pair - especially when you know you DEFINITELY put two in the washing machine.

John "WTF ! I had half a Christmas cake in the bread tin which I've been looking forward to all day... Have YOU eaten it Tim you fucker??"
Tim "No - maybe we've been visited by legendary food thief... The Shawcross!!!"
John "Grrrrrrr!!"

The Shawcross by Schmilliemoo April 21, 2011

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starcrossed soulmates

Two people that meet and sense a deep unexplainable connection with each other, but for some reason (physically or emotionally) they do not act upon it... But they will always feel a strong connection to one another... They are twin souls who are destined to be together... but just not in this lifetime...

They realized they were starcrossed soulmates and that they could not be together even though their hearts yearned for one another...but they took comfort in knowing that when their souls were ready, even if it was a thousand lifetimes away, they would eventually be reunited for eternity...

starcrossed soulmates by Mdawn76 June 4, 2017