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a hairless beaver ; a freshly mowed lawn ; smooth punani
"the queen she got a shaven haven" - Ali G
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Shaven Haven - When a female shaves her welcome matt (Pubic region).
"Shaven Haven! Repsect." - Ali G "In Da House".
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A shaven haven is a well presented fanny; shaven fully or very neatly, miminal bush. A haven for all who venture there!
The Brazillian is a great example of the way ALL ladies should be! Pornstars are renound for their shaven haven's.
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A front bottom that is as smooth as a baby's arse smoking a Hamlet
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A fully shaved pubescent region, such as a vagina, or penis/scrotum. The term can also describe the head. The term is used in a derogatory fashion, or amidst hyperactive behaviour.
"Did you see Peter's head??"
"Yes! he's gone for the shaven-haven!"
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