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Shaved head 

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!
Shaved head by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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shaved head 

shaved head is fresh and clean cut. that's what a real man looks like. it looks cool and it feels good.
that guy has a fresh shaved head, damn he looks good
shaved head by joeyak74 January 15, 2010

ShakeHead 

The result of blowing off a guy with a large milkshake, preferably from whataburger, and him throwing that milkshake into the back of your head while sitting in your new convertible at the drive thru.
Cool Guy: Whatup babyyyyy
Girl in car: Ughhh
Milkshake: Splat on the back of yo head bitch!
Cool Guy: Shakehead ass bitch
Cool Guy 2: Hahaha
ShakeHead by OptimoRam July 14, 2009

shovelhead 

Slang for someone who is oriental, because they have that flat spot in the back of their heads perfect for hitting with a shovel.
"Look at all the shovelheads milling around the airport"
shovelhead by Warden April 19, 2006

Shovelhead 

As another definition states, the shovelhead engine is a type of V-twin engine that was manufactured by the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Company between 1966
and 1984. As with all Harley-Davidson motors, the Shovelhead has a distinct sound, and is still quite desirable as a power plant. The motorcycle parts company known as S&S has come out with a "retro" Shovelhead style of motor, thus allowing people who don't want to mess with the motor's notorious headaches can own one that doesn't cause nearly as much problems. The original Shovelhead motors can be cantankerous, but if taken care and properly maintained, they can also last for years. UNLIKE some other definitions here, Shovelheads are not necessarily for people who "can't afford a new Evo". There are quite a few folks who enjoy the older bikes, as they were from a time when it wasn't a passing fad to own a Harley. This is like saying someone who owns a 69' Camaro only does so because he can't afford a Cadillac Escalade. Just because you can afford to buy something new, that doesn't necessarily make it better. Evo engines that came out in 1985 and later on Twin Cam engines are nice, durable and reliable motors that don't need constant maintenance. This makes it nice for the crowd that bought a bike to fit in with the neighbors. But if you want to learn about history, and learn the inner workings of your bike, get a Shovel. You will get a history lesson as well as learn how to work on your bike, but the end result is a beautiful piece of American motorcycle legend.
Evo owner: I say, Biff, your sparkling new Twin-Cam 88 motor is absolutely spotless!

Twin Cam owner: Why yes, Chauncey, for I have yet to ride it over 25 miles an hour. It is a superb piece of Harley-Davidson machinery, indeed. Have you seen my new $300 Harley-Davidson Leather Jacket? It is a wonderous piece of clothing, for I only wear it on the weekend. Shall we head to the local watering hole, for I desire a Michelob Ultra and to partake in some witty biker banter with Cecil and Ophelia.

Shovelhead owner: Why don't you two jackoffs got get a room and fondle each other? I WANNA FUCKING RIDE!!!

*sound of Shovelhead being kicked over*

Shovelhead rides off into the sunset, belching smoke and oil.....
Shovelhead by SenorMusk January 20, 2008

Shovelhead 

An idiot, complete retard, a clueless, reckless and hardcore redneck.
You can't trust him! He's a fuckin' shovelhead!

shedhead 

used by SAS men and regiments as a description for the operation officer/s or senior commanders in the field
"the local shedhead wants us out by 16.00 hours"
shedhead by Ivan January 10, 2005