shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick
Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!
Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muff is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.
The hottest girls upkeep their muff by shaving thier vagina daily.
the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved
Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon!
When a person with a shaved head or is bald, rests their head under a hairy snatch, they are dubbed "Muff Head"
Phil: My head is so cold!
Susie: Well, i guess you can put it under my hairy vag.
Phil: Really!? Thanks, I've never been Muff Headed before!
Nasty pussy; can be stinky but usually well shaved. As legend goes at one point it was probably a delicious vagina but overuse caused it to become a mess; a vagina that cannot be licked much less fucked. A total waste of pussy.
Mickey fucked that sexy pussy until it became muff cabbage.
Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.
|6.||Guess Her Muff|
Guess Her Muff is an adult Not Safe For Work blog showcasing amateur photos of clothed and nude women.
Visitors to the blog are invited to guess whether a clothed woman has shaved, trimmed, or completely left untouched the pubic hair surrounding her vagina. Below the clothed photo is a link to a nude or partially nude photo of what is supposed to be the same woman. Sometimes however the nude photo is merely of a woman who looks similar to the woman in the clothed photo.
A website displaying nude (sometimes disturbing and disgusting) photos of average, often drunk or high, women both young and old.
Man: Hey dude ever wondered what that librarian looks like naked?
Dude: Yeah man! I bet she's smoking hot!
Man: She's on Guess Her Muff dude. Here take a look.
Dude: Man she looks....gulp...
Man: NO DUDE, NOT ON MY LAPTOP!
little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.
I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.