| 1. | Monster Muff | ||
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shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick
Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!
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| 2. | muff | ||
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Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muff is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed. The hottest girls upkeep their muff by shaving thier vagina daily.
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| 3. | Road muff | ||
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the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon!
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| 4. | Muff Head | ||
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When a person with a shaved head or is bald, rests their head under a hairy snatch, they are dubbed "Muff Head" Phil: My head is so cold!
Susie: Well, i guess you can put it under my hairy vag. Phil: Really!? Thanks, I've never been Muff Headed before! |
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| 5. | Muff Cabbage | ||
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Nasty pussy; can be stinky but usually well shaved. As legend goes at one point it was probably a delicious vagina but overuse caused it to become a mess; a vagina that cannot be licked much less fucked. A total waste of pussy. Mickey fucked that sexy pussy until it became muff cabbage.
Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage. |
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| 6. | Guess Her Muff | ||
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Guess Her Muff is an adult Not Safe For Work blog showcasing amateur photos of clothed and nude women.
Visitors to the blog are invited to guess whether a clothed woman has shaved, trimmed, or completely left untouched the pubic hair surrounding her vagina. Below the clothed photo is a link to a nude or partially nude photo of what is supposed to be the same woman. Sometimes however the nude photo is merely of a woman who looks similar to the woman in the clothed photo. A website displaying nude (sometimes disturbing and disgusting) photos of average, often drunk or high, women both young and old. Man: Hey dude ever wondered what that librarian looks like naked?
Dude: Yeah man! I bet she's smoking hot! Man: She's on Guess Her Muff dude. Here take a look. Dude: Man she looks....gulp... Man: NO DUDE, NOT ON MY LAPTOP! Dude: BLAHHHHHH! |
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| 7. | muff burn | ||
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little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there. I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.
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