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Everyday I listen to the same old shat about hairbrushes, the calorie content of food and what their hamster did last night
by Driven senseless April 21, 2011
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The pastense of s--t.

My brother shat then wiped himself with my cell phone
by Brodey Moran December 29, 2007
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Nickname for Star Trek and T.J. Hooker star William Shatner.
Hey, can we get another box for Shat to stand on? His hairpiece is barely in the shot!
by bathyscaph July 22, 2004
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to be defecated upon, Old English Style
"Wherefore art thou good maid? I seemed to have shat myself on this oh, so dreary of days, and now require to be bathed, once again my good servant."
by Rebecca and Carol July 13, 2003
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Your brains were shat from a monkeys ass
by Spook March 09, 2004
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to crap/poop your pants for example when your trying to squeez out a stubborn fart.
oh shit! i shat myself!!
by babyleans September 14, 2013
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the past tense of the word shit. used to tell where u might have taken a shit before.
by trambrocool September 03, 2010
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