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13.
A mistakenly used word for the past tense of shit. Most people who use it are people whose second language is English, and people who want to be cool and curse but don't really know how. However, most people know that the real past tense for shit is just, shit itself.
*Wannabe cool person going up to a gangster*
"Yo man, I just shat myself."
"*snicker* kay.."
by ME.... April 29, 2012
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1.
old english past tense of shit
And lo, he was shat upon, and he did weep for his misfortune.
by vexator February 18, 2003
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2.
past tense of "to shit"
I shat myself
by But Man Prang January 11, 2003
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3.
1. The fecal matter of William Shatner; said to possess mystical powers.
The young boy marveled at the shat he had found lying on the sidewalk.
by nateyofo May 29, 2009
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4.
Past tense of shit
Shitted is not a word
Shit can also be used as a past tense word

Often happens when scared

Can be used to say someone was severely repremanded.

After I got off of the roller coaster, I realized that I shat myself.

When the bear roared, I immediately shat in my pants.

When he said "Fuck" in class, the teacher shat all over him.
by Jack Cisco July 14, 2006
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5.
\shatt\ (V.) Past tense of the word "shit".
{Two guys at a local ice hockey rink}
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?

(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.

{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
by telephony February 09, 2012
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6.
The past tense of shit.
He shat on the floor.
by D. Rodriguez February 06, 2011
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7.
past tense form of shit
Person 1: "Last night I shat at my girlfriend's house."
Person 2: "Nice!!! How big was it?!"
Person 1: "Bigger than the average poop, it hurt a little, but not quite as much as being sanduskitized
by pickywick21 November 19, 2011
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