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Flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (shitting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).
All in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.

It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.
by JeffroMidas August 09, 2013

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