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n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often

n.
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an hour. i heard once he even sharted on his balls.
#shart #shart dart #poop #crap #shit #sharting #sharter
by the original shartman January 29, 2008
n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an house
#shart #shart dart #sharing #sharts #poop #doodoo
by the original shartman January 30, 2008
The act of crapping your pants when your talking to some smoking hot woman
"I cannot belive that I busted out as ShartMan last night when I was talking to Sonja"
#crapping #pants #poop #crap #shit
by eacable September 05, 2007
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