Sharticles

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"

Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."

by the hue bearer March 12, 2016

Sharticles

Tiny brown fecal particles that come out of someones butt when they fart. this usually happens when a person has a wet fart, or after having taco bell.

"oh dude there's sharticles on my underwear."

by AudioDud3 November 29, 2017

Sharticles

A sharticle is any piece of airborne debri resulting from a shart, which is an act halfway between a shit and a fart.

Stray sharticles in the public restroom landed on Hugo's toothbrush while he attempted to clean his teeth at work.

by His Goochness August 4, 2008

Sharticles

the small pieces or particles of feces that cause pink eye

The sharticles on her pillow caused her to get pink eye

by BEASTLY T January 29, 2010

Sharticles

The particles of poop and pee spray when the toilet gets flushed

Dude, close the lid when you flush so you don't get covered in sharticles!

by letitbeginwithus April 13, 2011

Sharticle

Articles that are a bit on the poo side

"Poo Buses set to take over Norwich"? What a sharticle!

by Barshens March 11, 2016

Sharticle

A sharticle is a blog or web article filled with material less entertaining than a loud noisy release of fecal matter. People might say, "Come here and look at this", but they soon will be bored with the lack of information or the rank presentation thereof.

Used in a sentence:

Amy's sharticle on her dad liking My Little Pony at Yahoo Contributor's Network was super annoying. I wouldn't even read it while having a shit.

by elijahblue November 26, 2013