to shart oneself. to try to fart and accidentally shit oneself. the person committing the act of sharting.
Bubba had surprise poopy at work, what a sharter. He actually tried to fart and pooped his pants. What a sharter.
by Stinkeeeee August 03, 2008
One who sharts (soils ones pants while simply intending to fart).
My brother is a stinky shart face. He loves to shart. Today was not the first time he has sharted. He likes to shit his pants when he farts.
by Carlypoo June 09, 2005
The distinct smell of the internet connection offered by most cablecos and telcos in exchange for massive amounts of money from their monopoly customer base, of which they care so little they shit the bed with glee.
I tried watching netflix, but once again, it's sharter.
by Romas N. Tutledge February 28, 2015