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A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.

Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)

Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.
On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.
by Big Daddy R December 28, 2005
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An extraction from the asshole that can cause great muscle pain. Mixture of shitting and farting at once that may cause an uncomfortable dispositioning in your pants.
"Dude I just sharted my pants."
"That shart smells like tuna."
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When you try to fart and a poo comes out instead!
JAKE K. sharts himself everyday

ohh I sharted

it appears I have sharted myself oh dear
by 1337 5h4r+3r February 14, 2005
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a portmanteau of shit and fart, and refers to a fart that results in the soiling of ones pants/underwear
Dang! I did it again. I sharted in my pants
by Live2Die September 16, 2005
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An explosion like bowel movement. When one shits and farts at the same time. Can become huge problem if done on accident. If done on toilet, shit explodes and splashes water all over your ass.
The second I sat on the crapper, shit exploded out of me like a nuclear bomb. That was the biggest shart ever!
by pizzimp_69 September 03, 2005
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When you fart a little shit comes out..a shart
Man I was in your moms bedroom and she made me laugh so hard i sharted in my pants!
by Kyleman January 20, 2004
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The transition phase between defecating and flatulation.
I sharted when the pretty girl looked over at me.
by Geoff L. October 04, 2005
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