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148.
Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.
John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.

Silence......fart noises.

John: Ah no that was a shart!

Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!

John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!

Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
by Chopper2010 September 11, 2010
 
149.
A fart where you actually deficate yourself by trying too hard
I just sharted myself
by mc sharter September 02, 2010
 
150.
Portmanteau word.
A combination of the words "shit" and "art".
Can be used surreptitiously or in a blatant manner.
Tracy Emin: Hey, what do you think of my new sculpture? I call it "My Bed". Pretty cool, huh?

Me: It's most definitely a work of shart.
by debaseme. August 18, 2010
 
151.
when you shit and fart all at the same time
Ken Brooks drank too much and sh-arted in his pants
by Dionne December 18, 2004
 
152.
An attempt to impress friends with a huge gas bomb while inadvertantly seeping liquid and/or solids into ones under garments. Most likely ending with discarding our underwear.
by NVV March 26, 2012
 
154.
When you push too hard to fart and end up shitting your drawers.
Shart philosophy seen on bathroom wall:

Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.
by Markwonder March 03, 2011