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aw, i sharted, i better go wipe....
by sadamus January 19, 2010
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When one attempts to fart, but a little poo comes out. An inadvertant shit masked as a fart.
Devon was embarrased because she sharted on the bus.
by Nick April 19, 2005
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what happens when one has not defecated in the last 10 hours and relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, but, low and behold, the defecation feels left out and decides to come along for the ride. sometimes results in a hard, long log dropping out of trousers, but is usually wet and messy and results when one tries to push out a fart.

nick: man i sharted last night at the party.
john: that sucks man. how'd that happen?
nick: i hadnt shit since the day before and i really needed to fart. i thought i would be okay just to fart but as soon as i let it out i realized what i had done. i didn't make it to the bathroom in time so everyone saw it run down my leg. it was gross.
john: oh...
nick: but my girlfriend helped me. she wiped my ass for me and she put on my diaper. it took her like 67 wipes just to get all of the shit out of my asshole and off my balls.
john: she must really love you...
by AlwaysBord April 09, 2007
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the act of farting and shiting at the same time
as justin sharted he said, "o shit rick a piece of corn just fell out of my trousers, ill let you pick that up later."
by donttestmyshart July 05, 2009
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when u fart and shit in one smooth motion.usually invovles an extensive cleanup.
i was with my girlfriend and then sharted all over the inside of my pants.
by jim dandy January 24, 2005
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When trying to fart, you instead poo and make a mess.
"man i just shart myself", "that was a massive and messy shart", "I had a big fart building up but it turned into shart"
by Dr S Spajet June 15, 2006
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Often referred to as a poo caused by the unnecessary forcing of a fart, shart can also be used to describe a piece of art that one does not find appealing to their eyes/eye. "Shart" in this case is formed by the combination of the adjective "shitty" and the noun "art", which together create: "shitty art".
When Rick came across the popular piece of modern art, he gave his personal opinion on it "What makes this good? Really!? This is just shart! Plain and simple!"
by ZockMon August 31, 2008
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