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Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you!
"Hey Mick .........phhhhhhhhtbllllllooop!", fuck I just sharted! Got any bog roll?
by Bennnyballbags September 29, 2007
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v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart
I accidentally sharted myself.

Did I get some shart on you?
by Sean September 10, 2004
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John tried to sneak out a fart but he shart in his shorts.
by Wawatay Sandy May 01, 2008
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To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
by cretard September 10, 2008
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When you go to fart, and shit yourself at the same time
I laughed so hard, I sharted.
by W3$tl3y October 06, 2005
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To produce a fart that has a small mixture of shit. Usually not done on purpose but can result in a very dirty underwear!
I had to fart really bad, so I tried to let it out quietly but to my dismay I sharted, so my pants got shit in them!
by akabugeyes April 30, 2005
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Also known as the the classic "two for one deal"
While meeting the parents of his new girlfriend, Shawn had to pass some gas. Feeling left out, the shit behind, upgraded to a package deal including a full shart, just to join the party.
by jessea March 21, 2006
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